So You Think You Can Write? Welcome to Llblogkids
Ah, so you’ve decided you have something to say about parenting, toddlers, or the ever-so-complicated nuances of child development? Splendid. You’ve just stumbled across Llblogkids, the platform that’s guiding the next generation of writers who dare tread the sticky floors of modern parenting without tripping over a LEGO. Founded by the undeniably sharp Trevella Lorricsona, we’re based in the robust town of Westerville, Ohio—534 Irving Road to be precise. We operate from 9 AM to 5 PM because, unlike toddlers, we believe in naptime boundaries.
This isn’t your average blog on parenting “tips and tricks.” Oh no. We’re the home of bold voices, real conversations, and insights that dare to rise above just repeating the word “gentle parenting” in a loop. If you think you’re ready to shake up the conversation, then do keep reading, darling.
Why Llblogkids Needs Your Voice (If It’s Worth Hearing)
We don’t just accept any submission. We curate. Dissect. Refine. Because here, your voice doesn’t just echo into the void—it complements what we stand for:
- Essential parenting strategies with thoughtful nuance and actual application.
- Child development insights that go beyond sensational headlines.
- Practical toddler care tips without the fluff or faux science.
- Learning paths for young thinkers (we assume their parents are reading them, too).
- Creative, intelligent takes for curious minds, because guess what? Kids are not dumb. Neither are their parents.
Think your writing has a place among this elite company? You might just help us add a new flavor to our Daily Parenting Pulse. Or even become a regular feature in our Narrative Design Hub where words meet strategy—unlike your stereotypical parenting advice column with comic sans.
What We’re Looking For (Spoiler: Not Fluff)
Yes, we have standards. Don’t look so shocked. We’re interested in contributions that challenge assumptions, uplift practical parenting, or actually make you stop and think—not yawn. Specifically, we welcome voices who can:
- Break down dense parenting themes without dumbing them down.
- Offer humor that bites but doesn’t belittle… unless it’s a baby carrot.
- Share experiences with toddlers that aren’t just diaper blowout horror stories—though we might make an exception for literary genius.
- Craft original learning insights that fuel young minds—think Montessori with more sparkle and less monotony.
Of course, we’re not monsters. Quality does matter. As do tone, relevance, and the ability to differentiate your rant from a random Facebook parenting group meltdown.
How to Share Your Voice (Without Dramatic Flair, Please)
We’ve made it simple, because if submitting an article becomes more stressful than potty training, you won’t want to do it. Follow these steps:
- Send your pitch or completed piece to [email protected]. Yes, email. We’re classic like that.
- In your subject line, include “Writer Submission: [Your Working Title]” – if you don’t want it ignored on sight.
- Include a short bio and link to your previous work (and no, your Instagram captions don’t count).
- Accepted file formats: Word doc or Google Doc. PDF screams “Do Not Edit Me,” and frankly, that’s not the energy we’re going for.
If you don’t receive a response in 10 business days, either your submission wasn’t compelling—or we’re knee-deep prepping the next genius collaboration. Feel free to follow up politely. Keyword: politely.
What You Get in Return (Besides Eternal Bragging Rights)
While fame and glory sound lovely, we offer a more tangible bouquet of perks:
- Contribute to one of the leading voices in parenting innovation, committed to inspiring generations.
- Your work positioned alongside trendsetters featured in our Marketing Insights Forum and Purpose-Driven features.
- Potential for recurring column opportunities for standout contributors who “get it.”
- A platform that understands fair standards aren’t just a hashtag.
- Social media sharing that respects your tone and aesthetic. No cheesy templates. Promise.
More importantly, we won’t make you feel like your unconventional opinion about positive reinforcement or screentime boundaries belongs in the recycle bin. Unless, of course, it’s awful.
Calling All Disruptors, Innovators, and Exhausted but Brilliant Parents
Whether you’re a teacher with firebrand views on childhood literacy, a parent with a knack for uncommon insights, or just someone who has something valuable to say (for a change), we invite you to join the thinkers at Innovators Join. We’re pretty selective, yes—but then again, excellence has always been choosy.
This isn’t about submitting some fluffy listicle on “10 Easy Bedtime Tricks.” We want the sharp edges of your truth, the funny moments crafted with wit, and the research-backed rabbit holes that only dedicated minds tumble down for fun. We aren’t afraid of longform, if you aren’t afraid to earn the space it takes up.
The Door is Open. The Page is Blank. Try to Impress Us.
If what you’ve read here made you roll your eyes, you’re probably not right for us. But if you found yourself smirking at least twice, we’ll be waiting patiently for your email. Submit today via [email protected]. That’s where it all begins—or ends, depending on how afraid you are of a red marker.
You can also bookmark this call at https://llblogkids.com.co/share-voice/. We’ll be here, sipping organic chai and watching the inbox like hawks with credentials.
Do you dare? Only one way to find out.